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THE ULTIMATE MOVIE QUOTE TEST

Test your knowledge -- here are some of the best, most memorable, and offbeat movie quotes of all time -- see if you can guess what movie each quote is from before looking at the drop-down answers. See how many of the 100 you can guess.


1) "No?! That's a fountain of conversation, man ... that's a geyser!"
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2) "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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3) "But the guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat."
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4) "What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me."
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5) "This was no boating accident!"
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6) "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."
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7) "I'll have what she's having."
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8) "I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. To tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well do you, punk?"
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9) "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
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10) "They're not gonna catch us, we're on a mission from God"
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11) "I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."
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12) "I killed him for the money and for a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?"
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13) "Hell, I even thought I was Dead. Till I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."
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14) "I have to go now, I'm having an old friend for dinner."
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15) "My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
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16) "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... "
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17) "All those memories, lost--like tears in rain. Time to die"
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18) "A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
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19) "You talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? Then who the hell are.. so you talkin' you talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."
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20) "Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."
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21) "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
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22) "I feel the need; the need for speed!"
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23) "If I'm wrong, then we're at war. God help us all."
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24) "There will be generations because of what you did."
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25) "Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em."
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26) "Go ahead, make my day"
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27) "I see you, Frank. I see you standing over the grave of another dead president."
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28) "In case I don't see ya...good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight."
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29) "Show me the money!"
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30) "Houston, we have a problem!"
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31) "I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
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32) "Hasta la vista, baby!"
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33) "If you don't get in that plane you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
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34) "If you're low on motor oil, it's because I drank it."
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35) "I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous."
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36) "A census taker once tried to test me... I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
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37) "Who ARE those guys?"
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38) "If that earns me the right to go back home to my wife, then...then that's my mission."
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39) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! It's the war room!"
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40) "You've never looked at a woman and felt totally vulnerable. Knowing she can level you with her eyes."
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41) ""The one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction."
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42) ""Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might miss it."
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43) "I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got"
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44) "We are both a part of the same hypocrisy. But never for one moment think that it applies to my family."
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45) "They say time is the fire in which we burn."
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46) "Who's more foolish? The fool, or the one who follow's him?"
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47) "Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!"
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48) "Greed is good. Greed is right. Greed works."
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49) "I'd give everything I got, all my values just to have my body back again, just to be whole again. But I'm not whole, I never will be, and that's the way it is, isn't it?"
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50) "If he doesn't want to take his medicine orally, I'm sure we can find some other way. But I'm not sure he would like it."
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51) "Just trying to fire down a thousand year old twinkie. What do they put in these things anyway?"
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52) "You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!"
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53) "How come there ain't no brothers up on the wall?"
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54) "That reminds me, Ma, I need to take this knife, it's okay? Bring it back, you know."
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55) "Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!"
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56) "I saw a vision! You have to turn around! I think she said she loves me!"
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57) "If you build it, he will come."
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58) "What do you have to say to your fans? You ain't seen nothing yet!"
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59) "You smoke this stuff to escape from reality? I AM reality."
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60) "Maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes."
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61) "All I want to do is go the distance."
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62) "It ain't got no gas in it."
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63) "I think we all go a little mad sometimes."
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64) "This kind of problem has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error."
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65) "You make me want to be a better man."
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66) "I'm the king of the world!"
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67) "It's not the years, sweetheart; it's the mileage."
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68) "Do you know what this means?! It means this damn thing doesn't work at all!"
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69) "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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70) "When two people love each other, they come together - WHAM - like two taxis on Broadway."
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71) "Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence."
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72) "Pretty soon, that fire.... that fire that I love about you.... its gonna burn out. I'm too involved now, I cant leave until I know that you're gonna be alright. Thats all that I want."
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73) "We all have our little faults. Mine's in California."
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74) "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?"
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75) "If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as if our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing."
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76) "There's no place like home."
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77) "I'm a man, I'm about 70 years old, and I know when my bladder's full."
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78) "A pig has the same rights as a President!"
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79) "This is the nicest and cleanest police car I've ever been in in my life."
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80) "You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
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81) "It's the stuff dreams are made of."
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82) "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
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83) "Stella!"
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84) "Language was invented for only one reason ... to woo women!"
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85) "I could've been a contender. Instead of a bum, which is what I am."
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86) "You can march like the white man, you can talk like him, you can learn his songs, you can even wear his suits, but you ain't never going to be nothing to him. Oh, you don't like that it, do you? Well, what are we going to do about it?"
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87) "I gave it a cold."
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88) "Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy, I'll be there."
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89) "I never drink...wine."
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90) "I like pink ... pink is my signature color."
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91) "This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime."
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92) "TWA 517, do you want to report a UFO, over?"
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93) "I'm a man!" "Well, nobody's perfect."
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94) "No, Freddy, I don't want to get drunk!" "But you are drunk ... see, a sober person would have reached for the pretzels."
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95) "Can you see that I will always be your friend?"
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96) "I'm not going to be ignored, Dan..."
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97) "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore."
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98) "And it absolutely will not stop! Ever! Until you are dead!"
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99) "You ain't heard nothing yet!"
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100) "If it is just us, it's an awful waste of space."
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Well, we can't stop now -- you're having so much fun! So here's some more! If you think of some good ones to put on this page, e-mail me at jaobrien@charter.net with the quote and movie it is from. Have fun!



101) "Alright, Mr. Demille, I'm ready for my closeup..."
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102) "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!"
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103) "What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking?"
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104) "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
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105) "I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong hills."
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106) "You okay there, Margy? You see something?" "No, I just...think I'm gonna barf!"
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107) "I just met a girl named Maria."
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108) "The list is life."
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109) "You wanna go to a real party?"
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110) "You don't need a patch on your shoulder to have honor."
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111) "Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last.....I lied!!!!"
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112) "You work for the American dream, you don't steal it."
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113) "Do you like apples? Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"
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114) "And when the fit hits the shan, someone's going to be staying after school ..."
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115) "I'm an excellent driver."
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116) "Ah, we do have a sense of humor! I was beginning to think you had it surgically removed."
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117) "The name's Red. Why do they call you that? I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm Irish."
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118) "What the hell are you?"
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119) "We'll catch you on the flip side."
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120) "Daylight never exposed so total a ruin."
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121) "My lips are parched from constant prayer."
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122) "...As God as my witness... I will never go hungry again..."
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123) "Cigarette me, big boy!"
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124) "What a dump!"
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125) "Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderlay again."
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126) "Life's a banquet and most poor sons-a-bitches are starving to death!"
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127) "Stupid is as stupid does."
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128) "I wish you was a wishing well,so I could tie a bucket to you and sink you."
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129) "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
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130) "You can't miss it, it's buried under this big W."
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131) "Well what shall we hang, the holly, or each other?"
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132) "Hey Violet, you look pretty good. That's some dress you're wearing."  "What this old thing? Why I only wear this when I don't care how I look."
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133) "Take my hand." "That would leave you with one."
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134) "Shitter was full!"
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135) "I didn't know they let crazy women teach school."
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136) "You will not be counting the days, the months, or the years, but millenniums in a place with no doors."
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137) "I have made fire!"
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138) "I'm droppin' the hammer!"
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139) "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" 
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140) "And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
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141) "Justice ... that's all I ask."
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142) "What in the blue fuck was that?!"
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143) "Well, there is one thing we should do right away." "What?" "Fuck."
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144) "How are you?" "It's been a long time since anybody's ever asked me that ... I'm great."
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145) "You mean that sex is regarded as a joke in heaven?" "From what I hear, it's regarded as a joke down here too."
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146) "They're called boobs, Ed."
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147) "On the day of my judgment, what am I supposed to tell God when he asks me why I killed one of his true miracles? That it was my job?"
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148) "I have a head for business, and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"
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149) "Oh, I'm easy to forget ... I'm only the fucking lead singer!"
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150) "It comes with a price! A kiss for every page ..."
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151) "What the hell are you bitching about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork."
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152) "Back ... and to the left."
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153) "Slider ... you stink."
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154) "That's our neighbor, Jim...and that's his lover, Jim."
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155) "At Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
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156) "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."
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157) "Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you kings of New England."
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158) "But ya ARE, Blanche - ya ARE in that chair!"
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159) "I'm not bad - I'm just drawn that way."
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160) "And like that - *poof* - he's gone."
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161) "I'm the perfect servant - I have no life."
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162) "I'm always home, I'm uncool."
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163) "He-e-e-ere's Johnny!"
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164) "This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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165) "I'll get you, my pretty - and your little dog, too!"
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166) "Dead broad OFF the table!"
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167) "Give me a girl at an impressionable age and she is mine for life."
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168) "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
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169) "Who is this Pearl Harbor anyway?"
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170) "Passive smoking kills, too, you know." "Not reliably."
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